Here we will document the reasons why Colby is a terrible human being, if there ever can truly be reason to this madness.
His stupid face
He is very cheap
That god damn punchable grin he has
He won't just email his director
Can't grow hair
Dumb beard
Never got a hole in one in Mario Golf
His computer is from 1985
Iron Tug
His senior pic
pp problem
Lazy
Why won't he just email his director?
Did I say stupid face already?
Never chips in for any streaming services and expects to forever bum off his family's subscriptions
Gets off-brand snacks for game night
Skips family vacations
Skips family events
Is a real douche nozzle
Can never live up to Scott
Can't aim a bb gun
To scared to take an airsoft shot
Don't forget about the stupid face
Makes future FIL build him a sunroom
Annoying voice